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		<title>From the Reagan Diaries &#8211; A Satire</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Good &#8216;ol boy Ronnie Regan knows a slacker when he sees one A moment I&#8217;ve been dreading. George brought his ne&#8217;er-do-well son around this morning and asked me to find the kid a job. Not the political one who lives in Florida; the one who hangs around here all the time looking shiftless. This so-called [...]<p>a</p>
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<blockquote><p>A moment I&#8217;ve been dreading. George brought his ne&#8217;er-do-well son around this morning and asked me to find the kid a job. Not the political one who lives in Florida; the one who hangs around here all the time looking shiftless. This so-called kid is already almost 40 and has never had a real job. Maybe I&#8217;ll call Kinsley over at The New Republic and see if they&#8217;ll hire him as a contributing editor or something. That looks like easy work.</p>
<p class="source"> Ronald Wilson Reagan<br />40th President of the<br />United States of America</p>
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<p>I&#8217;m not very much into religion, nor much of a conspiracy theorist, but I&#8217;ve always found it fun and interesting that each of Reagan&#8217;s names have six letters in them:</p>
<p align="center"><strong>Ronald (6) Wilson (6) Reagan (6)</strong></p>
<p>Therefore:</p>
<p align="center"><strong>Ronald + Wilson + Reagan = 666</strong></p>
<p>That&#8217;s a  biblical thing, is it not..?</p>
<div align="center"><a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/006087600X?tag=theawarenessn-20&#038;camp=14573&#038;creative=327641&#038;linkCode=as1&#038;creativeASIN=006087600X&#038;adid=11X75J55S4HNP52FPNFN&#038;" target="_blank" title="It's all right here in Ronnie's book: The Reagan Diaries. Get your copy here."><img src='http://www.awareness-network.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/reagan-bush.jpg' alt='Daddy Reagan and Baby Bush' /></a></p>
<p align="center"><strong><a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/006087600X?tag=theawarenessn-20&#038;camp=14573&#038;creative=327641&#038;linkCode=as1&#038;creativeASIN=006087600X&#038;adid=11X75J55S4HNP52FPNFN&#038;" target="_blank" title="It's all right here in Ron Reagan's memoirs: The Reagan Diaries. Get your copy here.">From the REAGAN DIARIES:</a></strong> <br />this entry is dated May 17, 1986.</p>
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